The dumbass V the machine

Now I like to think I know my way around the body

 

Give me someone who is a bit broken and id back myself to get them back on the park

 

And have the ability to not only stay on the park but also to improve

 

But im not ashamed to admit that away from the body my skills fall down

 

Especially around cars

 

Well machines in general

 

Especially if they have engines!!

 

Cars are a particular mystery to me

 

I just haven’t got a clue about them

 

A few years ago I got myself a Nissan Juke for a while

 

Thought it looked pretty cool and that id enjoy running it around

 

I tend to go for lease cars so if something goes wrong im not the one who has to sort it out

 

(theres a lesson right there in letting someone else do jobs you are not good at)

 

Well this guy dropped the car off, I gave it a look over and all to my massively untrained eye looked good

 

Then he handed me the key

 

But big fella, it wasn’t the key I was used to

 

It was a fob

 

So I was sat in the front seat, this key in hand, nowhere to put it and looked like a prize plum

 

The driver took pity on me and told me it was a touch start car

 

Never even heard of that before

 

And yesterday my new car started beeping at me

 

When starting it does this self-diagnosis thing to see if everything is working well

 

The signal started flashing and said I had low pressure in the front 2 tyres

 

So trying to be conscientious I took it to a garage with an air pressure machine and stuck it on

 

But the machine was taking the pressure down not up

 

I just thought it must know what its doing, and I vaguely remembered my dad telling me normal tyre pressure was around 26psi

 

So I left it jumped back in the car and off I went

 

But the beeping got loaded

 

This time on the screen in showed the actual pressure in each tyre, and the back 2 had 32psi

 

I thought the air machine would know automatically what the tyre needed

 

So back I go and found you can change the machine to put the pressure you need in (who would have thought!)

 

So put 32psi and in it went

 

But still it beeped at me when I started the engine

 

It was only then I looked up what the actual pressure in the tyre for my car should be

 

And it was 35psi

 

What a dumbass

 

I could’ve saved myself a lot of time and effort by just taking the time to do that in the first place

 

How does this equate to cricket strength

 

Well my friend, you wouldn’t believe the number of players who want to jump into a program before doing any ground work or research

 

They see something that looks good and just want to start

 

Or haven’t the patience to see out the program they are on

 

Don’t let that be you

 

Be a lot smarter than me with cars and you’ll get awesome results

 

And remember the Inner Circle is always there to help

 

Click here https://cricketstrength.lpages.co/membership-inner-circle/

 

Think smartly

 

Dewsy